Some Words Hurt

Written by on Jul 2 2012

Recently, someone called me a bully. This made me realize I am much more sensitive to this word than the people around me. So I decided to make a list of words that are unsafe to use when describing me.

Unsafe Words

If you call me any of these words, I will likely react by proving you right. I know that sounds funny, but I will hurt you. Don’t make me angry, you won’t like me when I get angry.

  • Cheater or Unethical
  • Rude
  • Unkind
  • Unfriendly
  • Selfish
  • Bullshitter or Liar
  • Lazy or Slothful
  • Bully
  • Mean
  • Hateful
  • Stupid
  • Bad Parent or Bad Husband
  • Fuck up
  • Unforgiving
  • Ignoramus
  • Classless
  • Illogical

Maybe Words

If you call me any of these I may laugh, cry or sit on you. You have been warned.

  • Idiot
  • Childish
  • Immature
  • Sloppy
  • Ignorant
  • Hurtful
  • Big or Fat or Fat-ass
  • Asshole
  • Moron

Other Words

I don’t mind being called these, although I have found that some people are sensitive to them. In the immortal words of the late Dr. Rev. Rodney King: “Can’t we all just get along?”

  • Loud
  • Crass
  • Opinionated
  • Demanding
  • Often Wrong
  • Chubby
  • Retarded
  • Son of a Bitch
  • Bastard
  • Pussy
  • Meatball
  • Slow
  • Special
  • Wimp
  • Penis Breath
  • Unfashionable

I predict a few of you will write a comment that includes many of the words listed above. Please stop, you’re not as funny as you think you are. Only use them if you are really funny.


Hi I'm Allan,

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