Some Words Hurt
written by Allan on July 02, 2012
Recently, someone called me a bully. This made me realize I am much more sensitive to this word than the people around me. So I decided to make a list of words that are unsafe to use when describing me.
If you call me any of these words, I will likely react by proving you right. I know that sounds funny, but I will hurt you. Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I get angry.
- Cheater or Unethical
- Bullshitter or Liar
- Lazy or Slothful
- Bad Parent or Bad Husband
- Fuck up
If you call me any of these I may laugh, cry or sit on you. You have been warned.
- Big or Fat or Fat-ass
I don't mind being called these, although I have found that some people are sensitive to them. In the immortal words of the late Dr. Rev. Rodney King: "Can't we all just get along?"
- Often Wrong
- Son of a Bitch
- Penis Breath
I predict a few of you will write a comment that includes many of the words listed above. Please stop, you're not as funny as you think you are. Only use them if you are really funny.