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What Steve Jobs and Kim Jong Il Had in Common

written by Steven on December 19, 2011

  1. Having a reality distortion field gets things done.
  2. You are the leader, you are in control.
  3. Either really short hair or really big hair, no in between.
  4. Do not accept good enough!!
  5. Your friends are not your friends, they will try to control you.
  6. You only need one set of clothes.
  7. You control the media.
  8. Always be sexy.
  9. You need to cultivate a stare that will frighten and intimidate others.
  10. “I don’t give a fuck what they think!”
  11. “I love Cupertino/N. Korea.”
  12. Always take all the credit.
  13. “People don’t know what they want until you show it to them.”
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2 Comments

Yuriy Z.
Yuriy Z. said on December 29, 2011

Ha, good stuff. Most of these are almost directly taken from Robert Greene’s “48 Laws of Power”. Especially 2, 5 and 12.

Steven Bristol
Steven Bristol said on December 29, 2011

Really? I’ve never read it. :)

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