LessEverything Consulting Is Open For Business

For some time now the consulting business here at Less has been dedicated to a few ongoing client projects. Most of those projects are wrapping up, so if you'd like us to Lessify your new or existing web business, let us know.

How do you know if Less is right for you?

• Do you care about making money?
• Do you want to make something people love, or just try and get people to click on ads?
• Do you enjoy 8th grade humor?
• Would you let someone build your application who doesn't have one of their own? (And a serious one which people pay for.)
• Do you believe with all your heart and soul that fat people make the best web application consultants?
• Do you think that removing a feature is sometimes more important than adding one?
• Do you think the people who pay for your product should guide the future of it?
• Do you think it that fat is sexy?
• Is your project budget between $20K and $500K? (In general our minimum project budget is $50K, but we will take a smaller project if it is "right.") Our average project size is $150K.
• Do you have a budget yet?
• Do you want to work with the smartest, most creative, most talented, most successful, best looking team in the world or would you like to work with us?
• Do you want to attend LessCruise?
• Do you think that Steve is funnier and better looking than Allan?

If you answered yes to any of the above, let us know how we can help.

5 Comments

Troy said on December 07, 2009

You may want to fix your Less Curise link to LessCruise.

Bart Ski said on December 07, 2009

You guys dont sound too serious.
Maybe you have your own insider jokes,
but i dont think this blog post will help you get clients

Calin said on December 08, 2009

Bart Ski, I think this blog will help them to get ONLY those clients who like their jokes and it is good for them and their clients. I would like to joke with somebody and get the project done in time.

Matt said on January 25, 2010

Bart:

This post probably does more to attract clients than your website does. Really? Clean that thing up…

Anonymous said on August 19, 2010

As a fan of your apps, I would like to gently point out that being a bit on the chubby side is different than being outright fat, and it would probably be in your long-term best interests if you could apply a little of that ‘less is more’ mindset to your diet. ;-)